Typically a man/ he/him
Appearance: Balding 👩 🦲 ponytail
Carhart & Red Wing Boots . Farmers Tan & white chicken legs.
Personality: The world revolves around him, doesn’t like to cuddle, has a cable tool addiction, fixes everything with zip ties, and pees in a bottle he drank the day before.
Likes to point out homes he has preformed any tasks at! Constantly points out “bad cable jobs”. Thinks his work, is the work of God! Isn’t friends with any of the other “cable guys”. Has fallen off a pole once or twice in his life! Doesn’t think that using a harness is necessary! His only selfies are those at the top of their ladder!
Problem has poop stains and is never on time!
Appearance: Balding 👩 🦲 ponytail
Carhart & Red Wing Boots . Farmers Tan & white chicken legs.
Personality: The world revolves around him, doesn’t like to cuddle, has a cable tool addiction, fixes everything with zip ties, and pees in a bottle he drank the day before.
Likes to point out homes he has preformed any tasks at! Constantly points out “bad cable jobs”. Thinks his work, is the work of God! Isn’t friends with any of the other “cable guys”. Has fallen off a pole once or twice in his life! Doesn’t think that using a harness is necessary! His only selfies are those at the top of their ladder!
Problem has poop stains and is never on time!
by Canyoufeelthelovetonight October 27, 2022
Get the Cable Technicianmug. Hey, i called an Air Conditioning Technician yesterday to install my new Air Conditioning unit.
His name was Dima.
His name was Dima.
by SayNigger231231 May 10, 2017
Get the Air Conditioning Technicianmug. glo·ri·fied/kləˈniSHən: (in religious contexts) made glorious/ a person employed to look after technical equipment or do practical work in a laboratory
The glorified technician did not take an oath and will sell his soul for your money while pretending to cure you.
by Dr Neurohacker April 11, 2022
Get the Glorified Technicianmug. Stay in school son. With marks like those you could soon be pulling down some big bucks as a mask technician.
by gnostic3 March 18, 2021
Get the mask technicianmug. Oh, do you work at Tesco? Yeah, i'm a technician. But do you work at multiple technician? No, just the one in Texas.
by Captainjan December 27, 2019
Get the Technicianmug. A technician who’s name is Dan and generally overweight and is a narsistic person. Will usually consume 5 pounds of carbs and will tip sideways to expel gas.
by technician facts August 6, 2021
Get the Helicopter technicianmug. "I really need to go home and shower after I get off work, for I have technician crotch. The horror..."
by McHesp December 31, 2017
Get the Technician Crotchmug.