by marooned January 22, 2005

Someone who only reads your facebook status updates or tweets, but doesn't actually reach out and talk to you.
When I met Jimmy in real life, the first thing he mentioned was something I tweeted about. He's such a status stalker, why doesn't he just send me a message or something??
by Philosophistry March 6, 2010

Keith: I posted a really average status before
Barry: Did you have status insurance?
Keith: Yeah Bernard was all over it like a rash
Barry: Did you have status insurance?
Keith: Yeah Bernard was all over it like a rash
by diago sanchezzio October 15, 2009

by Talk2meh June 16, 2010

by iamloah November 30, 2021

Oh, look at that status queen pounding down drinks with her own camera in her face! No question as to what is on Facebook tomorrow!
by Bokaholic July 26, 2011

by idkman08 June 24, 2022
