tossing the salad

licking the asshole, with jelly or syrup

I prefer syrup!

by BuzzKiller June 18, 2003

toss the salad

to lick a butthole. Usually done to newcomers in jail.

In jail they make the newcomers toss the salad

by LilJOnwhattt: August 24, 2005

Stroke the Salami

male masturbation

by Da Nastee One October 30, 2003

The salty sea sailor

When a female sucks off a guy and is too much of a pussy to swallow so he ejaculates in her eye and she goes blind therefore having to wear an eyepatch

Look at Becky! She's wearing an eyepatch
Wow Joe must have given her the salty sea sailor

What happened last night?
He wanted me to swallow!
So, did you?
Of course not, I just took a salty sea sailor instead

by Sea sailor October 26, 2014

The "Salt Flats"

The extreme dehydration and/or thirsty feeling you get after a meal with excessive amounts of salt and/or sodium. Similar, but not related to the "meat sweats".

The "salt flats" ~ noun

After eating a whole order of orange chicken AND pork fried rice, Curtis was 'bound to hit the salt flats hard.

by MiGKomPressoR January 10, 2011

the whitest cracker in the saltine box

A Gullible Caucasian

Alex: "So you want me to have you and 5 of your "boys" come by at 10PM to look at the Car I put on Craigslist"?
Tyrone: "Us Yeah I am rolling 5 deep, and want to pick it up on my way back from Appelton"
Alex" You must think I am the whitest cracker in the Saltine Box"

by Chigger2323 August 2, 2016

Pass The Salt

A mental slang used as a satirical and exaggerated expression of wanting to kill yourself

Typically if you’re ever in a situation where you feel like “blowing your brains out” or “Jumping off a bridge” this term would be appropriate.

Although it’s not ideal to use in a real life sentence. It can be used as symbolism for wanting to die after a major inconvenience.

Weird awkward dinner where your uncle comes off as a pedophile in his choice of words

(Internal Dialogue amongst yourself )
“Pass The Salt”

by hcemkek August 8, 2021