bullshit reason

Call center jargon. This is the excuse that a call center or your hiring agency gives you for your being canned.

"My bullshit reason for Stream was they said I was browsing porn" Jeremy said, "even though they have a blocking proxy installed and I wasn't at my workstation when it supposedly happened."

by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

Reason C

a dope rapper from the Bay Area; positive

Hey bro I’m gonna Reason C eat this meal

This feels like a Reason C day

by DJ Adams 415 February 28, 2021

Vaginal Reasoning

1. Female "and gay male" use of reason, especially to form conclusions, inferences, or judgments.
2. the act or process of drawing conclusions from hearsay, shaky evidence, etc.

"Senator Barbra Boxer (D) used Vaginal Reasoning to decide which assault rifles to ban."

"Many gay men choose to buy Apple Computers after using Vaginal Reasoning to come to the conclusion that they are good computers.""

by BnutzBcrazy January 29, 2010

let that be the reason

when someone says an excuse and you don't believe what they say. kind of like, "yea yea.. whatever"

Him: Damn the homies was rowdy as hell at the party..I was so tipsy I couldn't drive home.
Her: Aight, let that be the reason.

by beBs September 24, 2004

Reason why

A tautology; the 'reason' is 'why'.

The reason why I'm a pretentious idiot is because I don't know how to think clearly.

by johnnydadda March 30, 2009

Most Reasonable

When you done downing your drink in your left hand (buffalo rules), preferably a Rumbler (>= 5% beer and a tot of dark rum >40%), you state in your best Scottish accent ..."That was Most Reasonable".

After I smashed my drink in my face I looked at my mates and said, "that was most reasonable"

by DyliB February 08, 2022

Reasonably Professional

Completion of a task or project at an minimally acceptable, but not stellar, level.

Often because of external factors or other's contributions which directly impact your ability to complete the task, but are outside of your control.

Joe: How did the report turn out?

Ted: Well we never got the final numbers from Jason's team, but we were able to put something reasonably professional together at the last minute.

by Murkalurk84 March 28, 2016