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Mitch the Bitch is a term for a Male/little bitch name Mitchel. Preferably Closs.
Chance "Man, this guy is being the biggest Mitch the Bitch alive. He wont even finger me."

Davin " Jenna is way hotter."
by V-Dubs September 4, 2014
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mitt the shit

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A shape shifting LDS hustler with a spray on tan.
by yoopertj March 14, 2014
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Looks sadly harmless and timid yet its poison will kill you.
It was so stunning that President "The Donald" advocated a $2,000.00 stimulus check, one would never have thought a career politician would oppose it. But leave it to Mitch "The Loris" McConnell to have blocked it.
by Maxesquire December 31, 2020
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A quiet young beanie wearing man who packs a monster cock similar to Thor's Hammer in his name brand work pants due to extensive radiation poisoning.
Mitchell The Dirty Doctor has to go see a Doctor due to his great big dirty cock.
by IkilledSteveIrwin June 19, 2016
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Mitch the mole

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A gay object call Mitch the mole plays with his cool friends that don’t like him. He is one of the most small dicked people in town and Jesus doesn’t love him.
by Mitch the mole October 27, 2018
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