salt the eggs

The act of a male raising his legs and proceeding to masturbate manually with the hand inverted so the middle, ring, and small fingers are above the thumb and forefinger. If done correctly, the visual image should be of a man "salting" his own testicles, or eggs.

So the morning after, that bitch came in with some breakfast in bed, and I told her "give me breakfast and head," and she said "why don't you just salt the eggs?"

by oatmeal145 January 8, 2010

the egghead

the greatest philosophical mind of our generation. THE FORMS!!!!!!!

The egghead is wearing a turtleneck and looks quite eggy today if I do say so myself.

by getpu$$y69 March 21, 2022

The Eggcellent Corner

The eggcellent corner is a small YouTube group of friends who's upload schedule is so shit the channel is deader than Kanye west career

The Eggcellent Corner uploaded for once in there life

by SchmolShagger February 2, 2023

Sanic The eggdog

The god of YT POOPS. Also distorted copy of sonic who lives in sweden.

Look, it is Sanic The eggdog!!

by GianniX_0 May 7, 2020

Salting the eggs

The act of receiving oral sex from a person that is sobbing.
The term describes the salty tears that land on the testicles of the receiver.

"Bro Janessa was giving me head and I wanted to try Salting the eggs, so I reminded her how her fucking dog died last week, best head I've ever had."

by Niko the slicko September 16, 2021

Yelling at the Eggs

Pointless, futile, fruitless; An exercise in futility; exerting useless effort; a contemporary update of "pissing in the wind."

i.e, standing in front of a microwave oven, screaming "Hurry up!!"

Etymology: the October 2009 declaration of CDC Director Thomas Frieden, regarding the slow growth and rollout of H1N1 vaccines which are incubated in eggs: "Even if you yell at the vaccine strains, they don't grow faster."

The Board of Directors has already made up its mind. You can go in there if you want to present your side, but I'm telling you, you'll just be 'yelling at the eggs' if you do.

by Professor Al October 26, 2009

slapping the eggplant

ejaculating semen all over an old Brooklyn woman's face

I was hanging out in hipsterville, when a nice lady offered to cook me a delicious dinner if I started slapping the eggplant.

by LincolnDoc November 27, 2015