Desmond

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by Thatoneuberlësbīangirl November 8, 2019

desmond bollocks

the formal version of the popular meme; deez nuts.

man: knock knock
mbn: who is there
man: des
mbn: des who
man: desmond bollocks lol
mbn: shit

by zleed May 6, 2021

Flying Desmond

A sexual act of in which the/a male partner edges 7 times, but on the 8th time he pinches his member in order to prevent the semen from coming out. He then aims his trajectory at the other partner, of whom is at the other end of the bed (whatever they've been up to meanwhile does not matter, unless it is an Angry Charizard. The first partner releases, firing a mortar shot over to the other who can try to catch it in their mouth, ect.

"Have you ever tried doing a Flying Desmond? They're hard to get accurate."

by SomeFancyCashews May 16, 2018

Desmonde

The action of coughing and accidentally soiling ones pants

Whoops I did a Desmonde

by Matt Terrell December 15, 2017

Desmond the moon bear

The best character in the asdf movie

How did I get here? quoted by desmond the moon bear

by anonymous March 9, 2023

desmond hunt

A very sexy man who is hot and good looking. He is usually smart and tall and smegsy.

wow, DESMOND HUNT is so great and pog.

by epic person000000 March 23, 2021

Desmond Rivera

AKA “TrillDez”, Desmond Rivera is a well known rapper from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.

I love Desmond Rivera!

by Mr.WorldofWords May 9, 2024