tug-o-war with the Cyclops

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
a date with Pam and her five friends
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

"Failing to find someone to fuck after the club, Jimmy resorted to a tug-o-war with the Cyclops."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

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The Cyclone

The act of receiving a blowjob while your partner's feet are attached to a spinning ceiling fan.

Friend 1: "Why is your fan ripped off your ceiling?"

Friend 2: "My girl and I tried something called the cyclone... fucked me and my house up."

by Leb&Bunbun May 3, 2022

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When a woman cuts a hole in her pants exposing her vagina, and a man, with a fake eye, takes his fake eye and puts it into the vagina, just enough so that you can still see the eye staring back at you.

"Man, I don't feel like having sex tonight... Hey let's do The Cyclops!"

by TheCyclopsMan May 6, 2010

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The Cyclops Kiss

This is when two men tap the eyes of their penises together like their dicks kissed. They do it quickly like a peck, longer contact then becomes a Cyclops Pash. It can be done by lovers or best friends to become SUPER BEST FRIENDS.

Friend 1 - "Did you hear Eric and Frank became Super Best Friends last night?"
Friend 2 - "No, how did they do that?"
Friend 1 - "They gave each other The Cyclops Kiss."

by cheersBIGears September 12, 2019

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The Cyclone

This strategic sex maneuver involves a female with no legs spinning around with her arms to increase the sexual experience. Likewise if a male without legs is receiving the cyclone (or whirl-him) downpour will follow.

Omg that amputee rocked my D with the cyclone all night.

Omg that amputee was a great lay, until he gave me a downpour afterwards.

by Bdaddy03 January 27, 2009

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