Cold Frosty on the Beach

When an unsuspecting woman relaxing on the beach is the target of a man's ejaculation.

I was enjoying a nice day catching a tan on the sand but I must have dozed off because next thing I knew some guy gave me a cold frosty on the beach.

by The Princess Buttercup July 14, 2011

poppin' a cold one with the boys

When, on Saturday, you find yourself with your other working comrades and are holding I smooth cool bud light.

John came home from work, became enravelled himself in a heated argument with his wife but left hurriedly with the intention of poppin' a cold one with the boys. It was a Saturday and we all know who this day was for.

by Ddock my d May 21, 2017

Crack open a cold one with the boys

The simple art of practicing necrophilia with your bestest of homies. Typically practiced in your local catholic cemetery between the hours of 1am to 3am.

Hey Bruce, wanna go crack open a cold one with the boys down at the cemetery on Garfield Street with Dick, Jason and Tim?

by Pedro K Hasseem March 24, 2022

cold cocked in the face

1.getting hit in the face by a cold cock.
2.being hit so hard in the face you are knocked out instantly
3. a term used when you want your friend to shut up

stephanie: do you want to get cold cocked in the face?
shannon: no... i dont.
stephanie: then shut up!

by Shannonn♥ May 3, 2009

I'm hot and the bitches are getting cold

An alternative to saying 'hurry up and get ready' when preparing for a night out, that will end in sex with waiting females. Said between males, or jokingly from a female to a male.

Dan: Where's my shoes?
James: Over there, speed the fuck up!
Dan: When we brew the grolch
James: This isn't a fucking beer commercial.
Dan: You can't rush these things gentlemen. We leave it to chill, for a fuller tase.
James fuck your chill, I'm hot and the bitches are getting cold.
Dan: READY!

by Gumba Gumba June 6, 2004

Crack open a cold one with the boys

Fun fun fun fun fun

Ugh it was a terrible day because I didn't crack open a cold one with the boys

by Crackinwithdaboyz May 22, 2017

cold one to the stomach

A prank involving a dusty cold piece of pizza that is gently applied to the target's stomach while they are asleep.

Dude if you take my phone one more time I will give you A Cold One To The Stomach!

by Hello, Newman August 1, 2014