boxer snot

Post ejaculation secretions that moisten your boxers after sex.

Man, I really need to wash my drawers, they are crusty with boxer snot.

by S dogg September 7, 2005

cosby boxers

similar to cosby sweater

when a guy or girl eats a fruity cereal before giving a guy a blowjob and proceeds to vomit all over his penis/pelvic area while trying to deepthroat. these "boxers" would, in theory, match the awful sweaters that bill cosby wore in the 1980s.

Girl: I can't go any further! *vomits*

Guy: *slaps girl* Bitch, you just gave me a pair of cosby boxers!!

by jackbauer123 February 19, 2010

Cock Boxer

Person who masturbates two cocks at the one time whilst in the kneeling position. The actions of the hands approximates that of a sparring boxer. Terminology used to describe a person considered to be a dick-head or ass hole.

I was running late for work and this policeman gave me a $400 speeding ticket. What a cock boxer.

by Super Stu October 22, 2008

bull boxer

a cross between a boxer and any bullterrier such as "english bull terrier" "staffordshire terrier". excellent dogs idiots think their pitbulls:S

i hav a bull boxer...

by shabba d June 12, 2004

A boxers lunch

Punching oneself in the stomach in a crude and ineffective attempt to stave off hunger.

Ah man, I can't be fucked going to the kitchen, time for a boxers lunch.

by the oob November 27, 2004

Boxer Line

The line formed when a person's tight pants outline where their boxers are. A huge problem for emo kids.

After I pulled on my tight jeans, I noticed that boxer line had destroyed the smooth legs I had hoped my jeans would portray.

by WillMac September 18, 2007

Boxer Chef

A boxer chef can be a girl or guy who is wearing boxers and wakes up at an un-godly hour (i.e 2am-4am) to cook a legitimate meal (i.e pot roast or chicken breast, pasta) or a formidable snack (i.e break and bakes or cinnamin rolls)

Alex is such a "Boxer Chef", he gets up every morning at 2am makes a batch of cornbread muffins in his polka-dot boxers, and goes back to bed.

by Alexundiechef November 10, 2009