Tim: Why weren't you at work, Henry?
Henry: Well I saw this ad with Jessica Alba and spent the rest of the day bundybating.
Tim: What the fuck are you talking about, bundybating?
Henry: You know why the fuck do you care what I was doing on my own time?
Tim: I....I have no life.
Henry: Well I saw this ad with Jessica Alba and spent the rest of the day bundybating.
Tim: What the fuck are you talking about, bundybating?
Henry: You know why the fuck do you care what I was doing on my own time?
Tim: I....I have no life.
by YINever July 26, 2005

by Tlimit February 20, 2017

I felt like shit all day, but then I had a sick 'bate sesh and it made everything better. Asians rule.
by Fopp November 22, 2004

by Camnation December 10, 2008

Bate shaming is when you ridicule someone for masterbating recently or multiple times within a short period of time.
Extra points if the person bate shaming also just masterbated within the last 24 hours.
Extra points if the person bate shaming also just masterbated within the last 24 hours.
Davi: when a the last time you masterburted.
Miri: Saturday, twice actually!
Davi: omg!
Miri: when’s the last time you masterbated?!
Davi: yesterday.
Miri: wtf!? don’t bate shame me!
Miri: Saturday, twice actually!
Davi: omg!
Miri: when’s the last time you masterbated?!
Davi: yesterday.
Miri: wtf!? don’t bate shame me!
by Nikki Fields June 26, 2023

when you ask for "Master Bates" on the phone at a bar/restaurant, the dude will go around asking where "Masturbates" is.
by Meepster May 30, 2015

Bro! My boss gave me a day off yesterday and I was binge bating for the whole day! I feel so relaxed now!
masturbate jerk off rosy palm slapping the monkey choking the chicken making the bald man cry
masturbate jerk off rosy palm slapping the monkey choking the chicken making the bald man cry
by JesseFriedOreos January 3, 2016
