Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl 

Defecating. Loosening of bowels into a porcelain bowl-shaped receptacle.

After bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl, Jim sat down and wrote a letter to Penthouse lying about the wild sex with twin midgets.

Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl by Doombot October 21, 2003

checking the breeze of the storm

A one-man effort to create a meme

- "Hey, why is that guy wearing a shirt that says 'Wippity Woppity Waaap' ?"

- "Looks like he's checking the breeze of the storm and failing"

checking the breeze of the storm by Jay Zadda September 24, 2009

Too much water under the bridge 

A term used to describe when too much bad stuff has happened to ever make the situation right again.

We will never get back together after you cheated on me and stole from me. There's too much water under the bridge.

Too much water under the bridge by TommyNoleBuc November 16, 2018

Lay the Bread 

“Laying the bread,” often confused with the phrase “get the bread,” does not refer to one getting money but one getting or trying to get at someone. People who often lay the bread associate the term with 🍞 or 🥖.

If you see someone trying to get and someone you would say:
“Lay the bread” or “*name* is Laying the Bread”

Ex. Dom hits on Rosie.
The boys call over to Dom,”Lay the bread.”

Lay the Bread by ThatOneBlasianKid November 26, 2019

The Brotherhood of Daves 

An instantaneous connection that all guys named "Dave" have amongst each other. It's a strong communal bond. A brotherhood.

Also known as "The International Brotherhood of Daves"

(two guys meeting for the first time)

Dave 1: Hey, my name's Dave.
Dave 2: Dude, the Brotherhood of Daves!
(high fives)
Dave 1: Haha yes!

The Brotherhood of Daves by daveymcdave April 11, 2010

off the bracks 

a contraction of off the chain and the bracks

aka HELLA FINE

DAMN that beezy is OFF THE BRACKS!

off the bracks by mute:X September 14, 2009

attack of the brones 

Used to describe an inordinate amount of bros in a social situation. Derived from a comibation of the film "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones" and the word "bro."

Man, that party last night was like attack of the brones; the stench of hair gel was overpowering.

attack of the brones by chaz frantz December 28, 2007