96 cents below the lowest E flat

The tone so low that it moves your intestinal valves, thus causing you to shit yourself.

4 million third graders got together in arkansas to play my country tis of thee on recorders and the boys changed the music to the "brown tone" (96 cents below the lowest E flat) and the whole world simultaneously shit themselves.

by south park rules :D December 25, 2009

96 handie

When you get a hand job in the back seat of a 96 Jeep Cherokee.

Dude you should of been there to see my 96 handie last night. Freaking awesome!

by Blackgrouper September 8, 2016

Ninety-Six (96)

A variation of the traditional "69" sex position, in which two individuals engage simultaneously in analingus, each partner performing the act on the other.

Honey, let's ninety-six (96) again. The mutual sensation on our buttholes last night was phenomenal!

by anonymous March 27, 2024

96

Getting friend zoned

Opposite of 69

“I ain’t getting no 69 only 96.”
“RIP.”

by BrobeansOG May 19, 2019

96

The opposite of 69. It is performed by assuming the 69 position and then each person flips around and then the pair link arms at the elbow and do butt bumps. It is traditionally performed as a friendly way of diffusing sexual tension between friends of the opposite sex.

Yoo Betty, I need some 96. Is your ass still sore from all that booty bumping last night?

by sector97grepresentative September 18, 2023

96

The act of eating ass

Have you ever heard of cisco? He 96's so good

by ANAL WITH NO LUBE May 18, 2016

96

The opposite of 69

Also A way to deny sex

E.X A: Do you want to 69?

B:I 'd rather do a 96.

A:Kay Wait.......

by Nibtunococ July 7, 2019