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Texticles

Your thumbs.
M: I use both texticles when I text.
N:Wtf
by MK808 December 14, 2010
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Texticles

1. A male to male sexting session
2. Bare texting
I'll send you a texticles later
by HollieHomicidex January 7, 2011
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Texticicle

When, either through necessity (about to catch a bus/train/tram/unicycle etc), inertia, or unadulterated loathing of the subject, someone engaged in the act of texting sends a message of the most abrupt nature, thus giving the appearance of being cold, neutral, detached. Particularly problematic in the case of emoticons which fail to convey the full gravitas of proceedings.
"I feel suicidal and I just want the pain to stop"

":("

"Woah, way to texticicle me"

"sos :("
by GeorginaImogen October 27, 2010
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texcident

A text message sent by accident while trying to correct a mistake
Don't pay attention to my previous message. It was a texcident.
by natik March 12, 2011
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texticles

A unique trait that can be acquired by either male or female.
Typically driven towards a more feeble subject, texticles are the fictional body part that one posesses while texting mean, hateful or foolish words/phrases to another subject simply because he/she does not have the confidence to verbalize the opinion in the flesh. Alcohol tends to play a supportive role in the realm of texticles.
He must have a solid pair of texticles if he thinks he can get away with texting me at 4 in the morning looking for a fight.
by WolfBone December 31, 2011
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Texticipation

The feeling of anxiety when a person texts another and doesn't know if the recipient will reply.
Adam was feeling a lot of texticipation when he texted Heidi. He had just got her number that day. Adam was elated when she texted back expediently "Hey:)."
by Amezzey August 19, 2012
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Texticles

Anatomy needed to send bawlsy texts, either based on content or timing.
1. "I'm not texting him to ask if I can sleep with his sister!"

"Dude! Grow some texticles!"

2. No one has the texticles to send her a text before 8 am.
by DeCallMeJerka May 9, 2012
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