Text Message Karma

When you don't text someone back (i.e. that annoying fucker you gave your number to) so NO ONE you actually want to hear from replies to your texts.

Friend: God, I wish he would just text me back.

Friend 2: Then stop ignoring other texts. It's your text message karma.

by ICF889 October 21, 2011

Text Message Constipation

When you receive your cell phone texts long after they were sent to you.

I woke up this morning and and 50 new messages. Too bad they were all from last week. My cell phone had some serious text message constipation.

by Horny Johnny March 27, 2011

text messing

doubting or use of sarcasm in cell phone text messaging.

(text reply) "are u serious? or are u just text messing w/ me?"

by jacknjillcc December 7, 2010

text messex

Having sex via text message, similar to phone sex or cybering.

We're not allowed to talk on the phone, so we have text messex.

by Pope Chris XIX January 8, 2009

Text Mex

Text Mex

When I send a text message to my Mexican friend Jose I'm sending him a Text Mex

by Garm93 June 2, 2022

Text message schizophrenia

When the text message sends but the image doesn’t send

I hate when I get text message schizophrenia—my message sends, but the picture doesn’t send cuz of the damn GREEN TEXTS

by DrGigglyAss August 13, 2025

Alpine Text Message

To write your name in the snow in pee. To go pee in the mountains.

Hey, I need to go write an alpine text message.

by Mountainmanreese January 26, 2019