Tetris Caress

When you keep pooping for too long, your shit forms a pyramid until you feel something caressing your butt hole

Kinda like how you lose and game over in Tetris

I ate so much sweet corn and stayed for like half an hour in the loo until I was Tetris caressed

by Zoz86 October 21, 2023

inbox tetris

when emails pour into your inbox faster than you can react to them.

man, i'm going to have to work through lunch today, i'm too busy playing inbox tetris

by tomaski September 28, 2006

stomach tetris

v. The act of stuffing oneself with food to a point where no more can be added.

A: I don't think I can eat any more pizza.
B: Do some stomach tetris and down another one.

by Khanman May 4, 2008

tedrick

hes most likely to pull all the bitches nd fuck em with his monster penis nd mostly will be the most successful in the universe girls love to call him papi tae nd he dont play games

i wanna be a tedrick hes the biggest of them all

by anonymous September 14, 2020

online tetris

jerking it. masterbate

mike s. was playing online tetris to a nude picture of ben t. all night

by tom greene March 25, 2008

Freezer Tetris

The act of storing frozen goods in a freezer in order to maximize space, esp. when a large quantity of perishables must be stored in a smaller refrigeration unit.

Like the Nintendo game from which the term was derived, Freezer Tertis involves shifting and rotating boxes of frozen goods in order to fill any empty spaces.

Um, we're going to have to play Freezer Tetris if you want to fit all of this stuff in there.

by aeromat November 14, 2006

Tetri

A tetri is a unit of measurement. It is the average amount of random tetris pieces you can fit, similar to a square foot, but not similar at all actually.

"Man this house I bought is huge! It's 30493453 tetri." "Oh god damn, my house is only 5420 tetri, you son of a bitch."

by KB Homes February 20, 2009