testis

1. The plural of "tests" or exams.

2. Any multiple of a timed evaluation.

"How did you do on all the testis"

by integrallarry May 14, 2010

Testostoric

ADJ Denotes something whose action is motivated purely by testosterone; Something done in a manly, and overly-aggressive fashion.

Overly excessive flexing of the bicep can be considered testostoric.

by Luke Hobbs May 30, 2007

Testostermonster

A male member of the species Homo Sapiens whose gonads produce such large quantities of testosterone that they exert a nearly insurmountable influence upon their behavior, essentially rendering their emotional I.Q. negligible and inducing all manners of narcissitic, hyper-aggresive, inconsiderate behavior.

Famous Testostermonsters include: The Incredible Hulk, Charlie Sheen, Joseph Stalin, Ming, Tywin Lannister, Sauron, most high-school football players, The Ultimate Warrior, Terrell Owens, Dick Cheney, Ayn Rand (she was actually a man, she just didn't know it), Mike Tyson, Kim Jong Ill, John Wayne, Mahmoud Amadinejad, Phil Anselmo, Beethoven, Rush Limbaugh, Hitler, American men in general, and the list goes on and on and on...

by markolai June 21, 2011

Testitude

–noun

1) -to overcome danger, adversity, difficulty with inner strength derived from ones testes.

2) Testosterone fueled resolve or action.

Guy 1: Man, I don't know if I could've set my girlfriend's house on fire after she dumped me.

Guy 2: That took serious testitude.

by Roger Brunswick December 15, 2008

Testosterphone

(Verb). To make a quick and to-the-point phone call that lasts under 30 seconds.

"Let me testosterphone James, it will only take a minute!"

by Jack Davison May 13, 2007

testosterone poisoning

The irrational rage a man goes into after being denied or not participating in sexual relations after regularly getting some.

(2 weeks with out sex)
guy: ahhhhh! she is such a bitch.
friend: what the hell are you talking about.
guy: she can't do anything right
friend: you are being unreasonable... wait, how long since you two did the bad stuff?
guy: iono two weeks
friend: oh... looks like you got testosterone poisoning dude.

by sdfjklasdfkj October 9, 2008

testosterstoned

A derisive word to describe an otherwise normale male (or possibly female) whose life is preoccupied by the hormone "testosterone". Most often a young person. Usually aggressive, egotistical, and though not necessarily unintelligent, certainly simple minded.
Hence: testosterstoned, A la "stoned."

Akin to "jock", closer to "musclehead"

You are an older guy and you happen to run into an old high school girlfriend that you never treated well. You were a naturally talented athlete and so you blame it on the hormones:

You: "Julie, I'm sorry I was always such a dick to you in high school. You know I didn't mean some of those things. Hell, I was testosterstoned from sophomore year until half way through college."

by William S. Nelson July 5, 2008