Tessa

A skanky hoe who smells like a fishy in the sea 🐠

Person1: I smell fish

Person2: it’s TESSA RUN

by Oofer 69 February 20, 2019

Tessa

a dipshit friend who makes you feel bad most of the time

that girl is such a Tessa

by sexyguy1128 September 23, 2014

Tessa

Fuck Tessa, she’s the type of person to gloat about everything and be a general annoying bitch. All Tessa’s are rude and constantly brag. They constantly crave attention and work with the devil. They are crybaby’s and annoyances and deserve to burn.

Guy: What do you think about Tessa?

Guy 2: Fuck Tessa. The soggy cunt.

by Vector Bunny March 15, 2020

Tessa

Someone’s who is really annoying and doesn’t stop yelling/talking.

1. Tessa will you shut up.

2. No! Blah blah blah

by Quartzzzz October 9, 2020

Tessa

Tessa is a vieja muy estupida. She is also not very nice. Lastly she is also a witch.

Tessa la vieja es muy estupida!!!

by Yuhlavieja October 15, 2019

Tessa

She a hoe

My ex best friend, tessa, is really rude to me now

by laineekayxoxx098 September 6, 2019

Tessa

A person whose burps register at least 1 on the Richter scale. According to many historians, this is where legends of the ogre or sasquatch may have originated.

Robert: Why is your garden wall falling down?

Jessica: That's because we have a Tessa living next door, we have to rebuild it every year!

Robert: Omg! That explains the thunder I sometimes hear on sunny days!

by Splendid Sprinkler April 1, 2019