Commit Tentacle Church

For when your D&D party doesn't want to deal with the DM's bullshit, and just burns down the building/church/tower that contains the encounter that they had worked for weeks on.

"You see several Mind Flayers through the open doors of the church. Will you go inside to confront them and save the town?"
"We're going to burn it down."
"What?"
"We're going to Commit Tentacle Church on it."

by Marven Songsteel December 2, 2019

connor’s tentacle

a term used to describe someone in a lit vamps gc with pure bants and dirty jokes

aye i want to be a connor’s tentacle

by littybradders October 29, 2017

De-tentacle

To take off the arms of a squid and make calamari

Bryan de-tentacles squids for a living

by Ucychirchh July 25, 2016

Tentacle Tongue

A Tongue that looks like it can preform “freaky” activity’s.

Guy1: “Look at her tongue”
Guy2: “ Man she got that tentacle tongue”

by Tabiuit November 1, 2019

Tentacles

Things that have a lot of suckers attached to them.

She had her tentacles in a little bit of everything.

by The Original Agahnim October 2, 2021

Martian Tentacle

Christian Martians dick

“Sydney loves martian tentacle”

by pootiluv45 January 22, 2019

TENTACLE

The male sexual organ, formally as penis

She sucking on my tentacle

by Alfred Cornelius August 22, 2023