Technocrap

Something that is to good to throw away, But not good enough to Keep

I have all this technocrap left over from my last laptop computer

by Leebfree October 22, 2008

technocenturion

One who knows how to use technology but has already fallen out of touch with its many advances.

Even though she was a recent college graduate, the high school intern was already making her feel like a technocenturion.

by Semiuseful Magazine October 16, 2008

technoidiot

one who is not only a technophobe, but when confronted with technology, has no idea how to operate it or how to figure it out.

bill realized that mary was a technoidiot after he bought her a new blackberry and she could never check the voice mail.

aunt thelma has prooved her technoidiotness after being unable to move the mouse on the screen.

by chrisfarleysuperhero December 20, 2008

Technocity

A scale of one to ten how good a techno beat is.

Infected Mushroom has a technocity level of 10

by B Roach June 14, 2009

technodictator

A high-ranking executive of a technology company that exercises complete control of the company's direction/goal/strategy. Examples would be: Eric Schmidt, Steve Jobs, Steve Ballmer

Steve Jobs is the technodictator of Apple.

Q: Why won't Barry listen to criticism about how the design of the ACME 231 will not allow us to compete with the WILY 345?

A: Because Barry is too much of a technodictator to listen to reason.

by shepsta June 8, 2010

technocity

a way of measuring how amazing something using bass of techno music theory; measuring scale of 92-1000Tn's.

the song BOOM BOOM POW maybe main stream but because of its ridiculous bass it scores a 680 on the TECHNOCITY scale.

dude that last song i heard score a 900Tn+ on the TECHNOCITY scale.. It was freakin' amazing and kept me at least intertained the whole night.

by Technocity November 24, 2010

Technodick

Technodick (tek-no-dik) noun: an online pissing contest in which the participants post Electronic Dance Music (EDM) clips to one up eachother.

noun: Sextual intercorse where the male penetrates a partner in time to EDM playing in the background.

noun: a spontaneous male erection triggered by listening to EDM

"Jeff why are you participating in a technodick instead of useing your time to create a mixed set?"

"My technodick was totally in sync while boning Jane last night."

"listening to that awesome EDM mix gave me a raging technodick."

by Semtek December 28, 2012