Sexy teapot 

When, typically, a girl poses for a photo with one arm on her hip turned to the side. Thus adopting a pose reminiscent of a tea pot, albeit a sexy one.

'Hey Josh, check out the Facebook profile pic of this girl I know'

'Wow Leon, she's hot - love the Sexy teapot pose'

Sexy teapot by Danger Russ August 26, 2013

peter teapot 

A faggot; nigger faggot; likes juicy

Peter teapot likes juicy in his ass like a john pumpkin

peter teapot by Will F24 December 12, 2018

pick a teapot 

Another way to tell another person to have a cone/bong

“Oi Sarah, it’s your turn to pick a teapot”

pick a teapot by QueenOfCats7 March 5, 2018

About as much use as a chocolate teapot 

A guy/girl who isn't very good at their job,playing video games or sports. Relative to anyone useless.

That George Bush is about as much use as a chocolate teapot

About as much use as a chocolate teapot by xterrorx November 30, 2004

Brass Teapot

Brass Teapot

When a woman is lying on a bed on her back with her head hanging off of the bed. Then, the man straddles her face and she tosses his salad, while he jerks off onto her tits with his other hand placed on the bridge of his back thus simulating a teapot.

After a long days work, it's always nice to go home and give my wife a brass teapot.

Brass Teapot by BillRyansmom April 4, 2013

The Teapot

Another maneuver, called the teapot, requires only 2 people. Either 2 men, or one man and one woman (depending on the said man's sexual orientation). The man proceeds by putting his dick in the woman's anus in the doggystyle position. As he starts to thrust, he also places his hand into his own anus, and is therefore pleasuring himself in two ways. Remember the resemblance of a teapot comes from the man's dick being the 'spout' and the man's hand in his own anus is the 'handle' of the teapot.

I teapotted this girl well good init bruv.

Me and this man attempted the teapot yesterday. We took turns.

The Teapot by aedifjqwepfioje July 4, 2012

raging teapot 

An erect penis that is trying to be used for peeing.

I had to pee, but I had a raging teapot, so I had to bend over and peed on the seat!

raging teapot by jayzee616 November 8, 2007