teenagers

God's punishment for enjoying sex.

My Economics teacher: You know, the thing about teenagers is... they are God's punishment for enjoying sex.

(Classroom falls silent, students actually paying attention)

by Balfdor July 6, 2007

teenagers

Age group that people apparently like to hate. This is due to the media, those few teens who want to go out and act like a dumbass, and those who want to consider 10-, 11-, and 12-year-olds teenagers.

Those who bash teenagers are either:

- People who believe everything they read/watch on the news,

- People who want to bash teenagers because they couldn't (or can't, if they're a teenager themselves) get a girlfriend at that age, or

- Kids who believe what they see on nickelodeon (uncapped on purpose)/disney channel (also uncapped on purpose)/etc., whose shows depict teenagers in the wrong way.

by Tisteca July 7, 2007

r/teenagers discord server

a discord server that will fuck up your social skills, but its also very fun there

Person: hey, the r/teenagers subreddit is trash, what about the r/teenagers discord server

Person 2: its trash as well, but better than the sub

Person: oh alright

by plutogoat2564 February 15, 2021

society killed the teenager

When you need help, but you dont want to ask for it because they might think your an attention seeker but all you really want is for someone to understand you.

She's the girl who got made fun of because of her appearance but they didn't laugh for long when they found out she killed herself, society killed the teenager.

by SeekersTruth March 28, 2015

Teenager

A time when God is most unfair to and individual...or atleast it seems that way...

Joe is a teenager and just got his girlfriend pregnant. Now his life is over. How unfair.

by bd1992 August 4, 2007

Overripe teenager

Someone in his 20s (or even 30s) that still acts like a 17 year-old. Overripe teenagers who are male often try to date teenage girls. Overripe teenagers who are female not only act like a 17 year-old, but dress like one, too.

Jim: What's up with Jeremy? He's 35, working at McDonald's and dating a 19 year old?
Eric: He's just being Jeremy.
Jim: I think he is an overripe teenager.

by Bigfoot46360 August 2, 2010

Teabegger

One who likes to be tea-bagged and is willing to beg for the privledge.

The teabegger fell to his knees and teabegged the stud to teabag him as he trembled with fear before his intimidating balls and conquering cock with his hands helplessly locked to his strong hypnotic ass.

by Dave June 23, 2006