put a tarp over your trees 

calm down

“EVERYONES ASKING TO PROM ALREADY”
“Put a tarp over your trees, you’re gonna be fine”

put a tarp over your trees by dogdogbark February 14, 2023

freezer tarps 

when you get real sweaty at the pregame yoss your tarp in the freezer for a few minnows or seckies depending on the sitch

yo yoss me my freezer tarps out of the freezer real quick to cool down

freezer tarps by yarps4l October 14, 2020

Tarps Optional 

A rule referring to telling people that there is now an option of wearing a shirt or not.

-TARPS OPTIONAL PARTY (guy#1)

-Yo, where can i leave my tarp? (guy#2)

-you can hide it in my refrigerator. (guy#1)

Tarps Optional by matmo February 10, 2010

TARPer

A fan of the Toni and Ryan Podcast.

Person 1: "Hey mate, did you know there's a new podcast called the Toni and Ryan Podcast?

Person 2: Oh fuck me, I've been a TARPer since the baby names episode

TARPer by imthatpansexualbitch December 2, 2021

Talahassee Tarpit 

The act of spreading nutella in the females vagina, and male proceeds to lick it clean from the vagina.

Talahassee Tarpits are great this time of year

Talahassee Tarpit by foxay111 February 17, 2015

Tarps off 

An invitation for one to take their shirt off. Usually between males.

"Yo, it's time for our 2v2 basketball game."

"Great, my team will go tarps off."

Tarps off by LinguisticAnth217 October 1, 2012

human tarpit 

Similar to a system commonly used to delay attackers attempting to compromise your network, the human tarpit is the people equivalent. The human tarpit intentionally delays and bogs down potential intruders and renders them inefficient if not largely ineffective. The human tarpit may employ rhetoric, nonsensical, and/or circular arguments designed to consume as much time from the attacker as possible while maintaining their undivided attention and preventing them from launching more fruitful attacks.

A vendor wouldn't take "no" for an answer so I introduced them to our human tarpit.

human tarpit by grok February 18, 2013