tard-on

someone who gets so excited about Doctor Who

Alright, don't get a tard-on

by senor g-string December 1, 2010

Tard-on

A hybrid word using the terms "Tard" and "Hard-on".
Tard = mentally handicapped or just plain stupid.
Hard-on = excessively strict or severe, not an actual erection.

When the words are combined, you get: a person who thinks they are in charge and are excessively strict and/or severe, however that person is or is border-line mentally handicapped and every ignores him.

John: Oh boy, Here comes Ted.
Ted: No talking during break time! My shoes hurt!
John: Ted, you're such a Tard-on!

by Jason's shoes hurt! June 8, 2010

The Tards

A gigantic family of awesome people.

Man they're so The Tards!

by TardMommy. November 7, 2010

tard

A polished turd

That piece of shit sure cleans up well. What a tard.

by kraygal February 9, 2014

tard

A shortened version of "retard", as in a mentally handicapped person. May be used in conjuction with other words, such as "Fucktard", or "Tardface", or my own personal favorite, "Tard on Coke".

"God Damnit Billy, quit being such a fucktard!"

by Magic Matt. July 17, 2003

'tard

A total moron who insists on camping his or her spawn or some other place when the rest of his/her team is dead, thereby forcing everyone to wait for friggin' EVER to get on to the next round in counter-Strike.

I can't believe that frickin' 'tard is camping his spawn instead of planting the bomb!

by Mike H June 30, 2003

tard

a short form of the word "retard." A more polite way to call someone a retard; can be used in a serious context, or in a joking manner.

She is such a tard.
Shut up you tard!

by Hermoine Wazlib January 21, 2009