Tampon

A derogatory term for a newer-model Ford Mustang, usually when driven by a male simply for its macho-factor.

Dude1 "That guy's car is a tampon."
Dude2 "Why's it a tampon?"
Dude1 "Cuz every pussy has one!"

by NathanB April 23, 2008

tampon

another word for a fire-crotch or a red head.

You see that girl over there?

Which one?

That tampon over there.

by nicknack2648 May 10, 2010

tampon

can be both a compliment and a dis. a modern way to say weirdo, and a compliment to how good of a listener you are. because you are very absorbent of information, and tampons are absorbent as well. get it? got it? good.

pronounced "tamp-on" or "tampoon" which ever fits your fancy

YOU ARE SUCH A TAMPON!
or
you are such a super tampon, thanks for being my friend.

by kymlanna March 10, 2007

Tampon

A white tubular contraction (plasic/or cardboard) that holds white cotton that absorbs blood that pours out of your pussy during mensturation. Be sure to get the scented kind because your pussy could get kind of smelly at this time.

Girl: mom why is my piss red?
mom: honey ill get the tampons
Girl: I CANT PUT IT IN!

by Estaban Rodreguez December 3, 2007

tampon

a carboard dildo that women shove up there vagina to stop them bleeding

ahh ahh harder fuck thats hard to pull out but the sensations nice :P nicee tampon :P

by sheeney123 January 16, 2011

tampon

Tampon, Something every girl has... therefor my defenition, Tampon something every Chick has.

Honda Civics are tampons... every chick has em.

by Fred July 23, 2004

Tampon

The person in the backseat of a car who sits in the middle. Also referred to as bitch.

I call not Tampon, or;
I'll sit anywhere but tampon.

by Jeff494 October 5, 2005