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Appalachian Tailgate Buster

The act of driving a pickup truck to a remote location, putting the tailgate down and fucking a person senseless on it to the point the tailgate breaks off. Bonus points if you can keep fucking as the tailgate falls to the ground. Commonly done in the poorest regions of Appalachia thanks to the abundance of secluded land and the fact it is far less expensive than a hotel.
Jim Bob done gave me an Appalachian Tailgate Buster last night!
by Charli XXX December 16, 2014
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Asiana Tail Drop

Explosive diarrhea commencing shortly after over indulgence in what is later determined to be bad, tainted sushi. The speed and precision of being able to drop one's ass on the toilet rim in time determines successful release or a disastrous landing.
Carl ate two dragon rolls at Wong's House of Sushi and within the hour, he was doing an asiana tail drop.
by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015
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mermaid tail

When you fall asleep after sex and the jizz leaks out and glues your legs together.
Damn Meg, you should have cleaned up after that gang bang last night, now you’re mermaid tailing it.
by Emily Inez November 24, 2017
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Rainy Tailgate

The act of pulling out and ejaculating on your partner's buttocks and lower back prior to a sporting event in a parking lot.
Steve was enjoying a brat while engaging in anal sex with Aaron prior to the Browns game, only to pull out and Rainy Tailgate dat azz. Go Browns!
by Turd Ferguson's Hat November 30, 2015
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Thomas Jefferson pony tail

A hairstyle worn by girls with short hair just long enough for an itty bitty pony tail located on the nap of the neck. Looks oddly similar to the pony tails worn by our founding fathers. Most often found on scene chicks.
"Did Rachel cut her already super short scene hair all off?"
"Oh no, just look in back. She's sporting a tiny thomas jefferson pony tail."
by the_elroy_elevator July 2, 2007
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move the mouse tail

trying to adjust mouse while jerking by the cord without using occupied hands
His higher brain functions were shutting down as orgasm approached having synced his boner pumping to the HD porn penetrations of that hot chick's ass he was desperate to move the mouse tail to bring the screen back from screen saver power off

He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped to move the mouse tail with his elbow to restore the full screen streaming HD porn
by margrette sees January 24, 2013
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Tail Wagging

1. When you create events to happen to suit your agenda.
2. Manipulating the universe around you in such a way that you get what you want and no one knows you set it up.
3. Planned luck.
4. creating a 0% risk event for yourself or others.
by Slyke The Phoxenix January 3, 2009
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