twastered

getting straight up wasted

Dude we were SO twastered after all that Patron.

by gel&k8bros September 9, 2010

Twasted

It's the stage after tipsy before wasted

Nya, lexi, nicole and Lisa were all twasted at the Kearny party!! 44 Clinton Ave be there!!!

by Let's get lit July 26, 2017

Twast

A twat that has been hammered on until dry, like toast.

I sexed her so hard last night, I pounded her pussy into twast.

by Knowjuan January 7, 2019

twastessess

it basically allows you to misuse twas and still keep your intelligence and sense of pride.

"how are you?" "twastessess jolly."

by doduhdance December 6, 2009

twasome

The meaning of being Awesome, and being on Twitter at the same time. You're sharing your awesomeness with the world of Twitter, thus making you Twasome. Just by updating, you are thus, twasome, if you're awesome, AND ONLY, if you're awesome.

"I just updated my status, it was totally twasome"

"being twasome"

by Reef Surfer (B.AM.Z.) July 21, 2009

Twasn't

Its an alternate form of saying the word "Taint."

She tickled the area near my undercarriage that twasnt my balls or ass.

by Steve December 13, 2003

twasian

Your Asian twin, as in "twasian girls", i.e. two girls that are Asian and hang around together all the time (implied that they do the same guy at the same time, like in a porno), which is probably because Anglos think all Asian girls look the same.

Guy 1: "You get lucky last night?"
Guy 2: "Aw, dude, I ended up with those twasian girls! It was wild!"

by Mr. Timm April 30, 2013