Jerusalem Tulip

1) a very pretty girl who is extremely religious.

2) a rare kind of tulip.

"Oh man did you see that girl in church today? She's super pretty."
"Yea bro I got with her last night."
"No way! You picked a Jerusalem Tulip?!"
"Yea but now she won't stop asking me to go to her bible study."

by Jewbaru April 15, 2014

Ass Tulip

To get fucked very hard till your anus pops out of your ass!

Jesus, look at the ass tulip I gave you!

by Slush February 15, 2006

Plump Tulip

When a woman's vagina is swollen from not using enough lube during rough sex; Tulip is an English Oronym for "two lip" or female genitalia in this case.

"Man look at my vagina! You gave me a Plump Tulip! Next time we need to use more lube!"

by Sinful Divinity February 29, 2016

soggy tulip

A group of bear lumbersexual men wearing wooden clogs in a field of tulips as they circle jerk onto a twink dressed as a tulip.

Dutch people love soggy tulips

by Misstastee June 2, 2018

Ass Tulip

A person who, while not ugly on the outside, removes any of his or her likability by being an absolute asshole

Wow, Victoria used to be pretty cool, but now she's turned into an absolute Ass Tulip!

by Kaurelius April 2, 2020

Blue Tulip

A prolapsed butthole. Usually caused by rigorous anal sex with little to no lubrication.

Judd raw pounded my asshole so hard last night I woke up with a Blue Tulip hanging out of my ass.

by Jontssss October 14, 2022

stand her up like a tulip

To give a woman cunnilingus while she is standing up with legs spread and you are kneeling down before her

She enjoys all types of cunnilingus, but her favorite is when you stand her up like a tulip

by Maximilian Twist April 5, 2015