To masturbate and then cry afterwards. From the infamous Chris Akabusi stories.
Expressing the sad state of your life ie all you have to look forward to is a wank and feeling sorry for yourself at the lack of pussy you have in your life.
Expressing the sad state of your life ie all you have to look forward to is a wank and feeling sorry for yourself at the lack of pussy you have in your life.
I'm staying in tonight and having a tug and a weep.
I would got out and check out some poontang but instead im tugging and weeping.
I would got out and check out some poontang but instead im tugging and weeping.
by goatlickerman June 13, 2009
by Quarfer123 December 01, 2009
by Bruk May 01, 2009
Suzie thought her arm was going to fall off trying to get Roger off with a hand job. It took 45 minutes of vigorous wanking to work out his Tug Knot.
by Eaton Holgoode June 03, 2016
Guy 1-"Dude, how far did you get?"
Guy 2-"I don't kiss and tell, but yeah, i got a snug tug."
Guy 1-"Nice!"
Guy 2-"I don't kiss and tell, but yeah, i got a snug tug."
Guy 1-"Nice!"
by SnUgGiE S November 24, 2009
by Stroker August 28, 2003
The act of a third party member masturbating two erect males whose penis' are touching by their tips. The handjob giver will slide his hand in a horizontal motion from the end of one penis to the other. This act is usually accompanied by the use of a water-based lubricant and great forearm strength by the masturbator. Coined on February 28th in the year of 2010 by the Great Snail, Slug Tugging has since become a National Pastime of all very masculine heterosexual males.
Note: The masturbator cannot be a woman because that would be just pretty fucking gay.
Note: The masturbator cannot be a woman because that would be just pretty fucking gay.
Snail: Hey Faggot Joe, come give me and this attractive non-ethnic, white male a god damn Slug Tug.
Faggot Joe: Yes sir.
Snail: Good bitch.
Faggot Joe: Yes sir.
Snail: Good bitch.
by SnailTheSlugTugger March 02, 2010