Oyster treatment

Oyster treatment is usually performed by Natives to the south cast of India. It consists of an alpha in a Tribe grabbing multiple live oysters and let them suck on to his scrotum until stuck in place
Wee Johnny: Alpha John here are some oysters for your oyster treatment later
by Wrinkly scrotum January 25, 2021
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The Flintstones Treatment

When one sends another man to a girl's house for some birthday sex and a viewing of Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas, and when the guy gets there, the girl is sleeping and doesn't know why he's there.
Pat: Hey Alec, did you get together with Sydney last night for some birthday sex?
Alec: Nah man, I got the Flintstones Treatment...
by Themanof June 27, 2017
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Baby Treatment

Walk away from a relationship with out saying anything
I cut people off, no bye, no reason, no call or text...I give em' the baby treatment.

I left him standing there with his feelings hurt...I gave him the baby treatment
by Newyearseveone August 26, 2013
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Coconut Treatment

The coconut treatment is where you brutally beat a skull until it fractures 3 times, which resembles the three holes in a coconut. You then proceed to break open the skull as if it was a coconut.
Sammy Samster: see that guy of a darker complexion over there?
Stu Macher: yeah let’s give that fucker the coconut treatment!

*Stu Macher and Sammy Samster proceeds to give the man the coconut treatment*
by Smile 😐 October 03, 2023
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the veteran treatment

n. to be deeply thanked for one’s service but also profoundly disappointed in how one has been treated.
To recieve the veteran treatment after returning home from war and then go back out to do another tour of duty, that takes real guts.

Why are you doing all of this overtime and extra work, you know they are just going to give you the veteran treatment?!

Foreign translators who give their lives for their country and America and then are deny visas are just another example of politicians and government giving people the veteran treatment
by Dialect October 20, 2014
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the Fabiana Treatment

When the girl you like says she loves you but then proceeds to ignore your very existence for about three days. When she finally does text back, she doesn't even bother to pick up the conversation where it left off. In most cases, it takes a massive toll on your mental health.
"Why is he so bummed out?"
"Oh, his girl's been giving him the Fabiana Treatment."
"Oof."
by yoakim May 11, 2020
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the ohio treatment

a sexual act where one partner takes drugs while getting a handjob from another partner all the while talking about a subject eventually giving someone a fetish for the topic
"I gave my GF the Ohio treatment and now she has a thing for doorknobs"
by badgerbumsy June 20, 2020
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