top guilt

Guilt aroused in a top (a homosexual male who performs the active sexual role in anal intercourse) by his reluctance, failure, or inability to bottom (to perform the passive sexual role in anal intercourse). Top guilt is most frequently aroused when a top is confronted by a versatile partner (that is, a homosexual male who performs both the active and passive sexual roles). Also referred to as pitcher's guilt.

Dude, don't give me top guilt. You know I'm a pitcher, not a catcher.

by boobookitty82 June 8, 2010

movie name top gun maverick

A tiktok legend who makes sure everyone is aware of the movie name (top gun: maverick)

"I wonder what movie that is..."

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by Got2BCoolest August 16, 2022

Top Gear Totty

The line of titty owners that stand behind Clarkson, Hammond and May while doing their piece to the camera during filming an episode of the eponymous TV show.

"Just look at that pieve of top gear totty just behind Clarksons's fat stupid face".

by farge bofflenerp October 26, 2009

Top Gun

From the Tom Cruise movie of fame, "Top Gun" can be used as a passive-aggressive derogatory term for someone who thinks they're cool, tough, or otherwise competent. It is to be used along the same sarcastic lines as "boss," "chief," "ace," "big guy," "player," etc., except Top Gun is most effective when dealing with someone either in a fast car, or wearing Ray-Ban sunglasses.

"Hey, way to signal there, Top Gun!"

by Shintrizzla December 5, 2003

top gear

Considered to be the greatest automotive magazine on television. It is broadcasted on BBC and ITV, and features the humorous Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond. Every episode includes a very strange comparison of vehicles (not necessarily cars), which shows how silly the producers really are....

Top Gear is my 2nd favorite show, next to Family Guy!

by gplpark92 August 5, 2006

Top Gun: Maverick

The best movie in the world of 2022. Even has one of Tom Cruise’s planes in the movie.

I’m going to see the best movie of 2022, Top Gun: Maverick

by John Cena fan 101 May 30, 2022

Top Gun Relationship

A relationship between two men that is both extremely manly (revolves around sports, talking about women, eating, quoting bad movies) but also extremely gay considering their comfort level with each other. Just like the movie Top Gun. Really manly and really gay at the same time.

I'm pretty sure that at this point, Mick and Paul would rather text each other about baseball than talk to their own wives. In fact I'm damn sure of it. They're in a Top Gun Relationship.

by Louis Ripken August 20, 2011