Bitch Ton

A whole helluva lot.

I couldn't make it to work today because it snowed a bitch ton last night.

by onesmallinstrument January 12, 2009

crap ton

A crap ton is equal to 4 shit loads.

we had a crap ton of time to think of this example.

by Arnold S. September 13, 2005

crap ton

A measure of volume; equal to the amount of space that 2,000 lbs of crap displaces.

There is a crap ton of pizza in the kitchen.

by Imperial Measurements Inc. September 8, 2013

metric fuck ton

1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is so immeasurable it cannot be classified as a fuck ton.

2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton' or even a regular fuck ton.

A whole fuck ton of people watch Sunday night football, but a metric fuck ton watch the superbowl every year.

by RK8913 February 19, 2011

Shit-ton

Approximately 3.5x the necessary amount of something.

We're gonna have a shit-ton of fun!

by Hadley Sparrow January 16, 2011

Shit-ton of Wayanses

1. Movie containing three or more wayans brothers or members of their family.

2. A large amount of black people

1.
Guy 1: "did you see that 'movie don't be a menace?'"
Guy 2: " You mean that one with a shit-ton of a wayanses?"

2. "The Million man march was a shit-ton of wayanses"

by kaptain kickass June 11, 2009

dick ton

a unit of precise measurement when one has no real clue

That piano weighed a dick ton!

by jdawgger6969 July 22, 2010