toliet suprise

When you are taking a crap and you pee a little and your stream of pee goes between that small gap in between the toliet seat and toliet bowl.

Dude I just had a toliet suprise in your bathroom.

by somekidnamedjake February 24, 2009

Tolkienian

One who follows and understands the workings of JRR Tolkien's trilogy The Lord of the Rings.

She has duplicates of Gandalf's robes, shes such a Tolkienian.

by Tara February 28, 2005

Tollesbury

A village next to the shithole-dump of tolleshunt d'arcy. This village is the home of all incestulous beings in essex. Don't even go there.

"look at that 6 toed retard from Tollesbury shagging his sister"

by jack712 March 6, 2008

toolies

an older man pretending 2 b on schoolies(end of yr vacation 4 kidz who finsh h.school.)2 crack onto drunk chicks.

he's a toolie.be really carefull DO NOT GET DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by lena November 26, 2004

toolie toten

It's when you grab a random tool out of your shed and see how far you can shove it up your rectum.

I was toolie toten earlier but now I'm just cruising in my rari with my Louie lofers.

by Uptown banger November 15, 2013

liberal toliet

A toliet with hardly any water in it that has to be flushed several times because it works poorly. An idea by liberals who wanted to conserve water.

The liberal toliet is clogged again.

by adrianne November 8, 2004

Tolkienosis

Addiction to anything that has to do with J.R.R. Tolkien, like "The Hobbit", "The Silmarillion", "Lord of the Rings", "Children of Hurin" etc.

I have an incurable case of Tolkienosis.

by pentozali January 27, 2013