pooh eater

adj/noun -a tony.
- a human/thing that eats pooh
-a loser, freak, dickwad

Tony is the biggest pooh eater in the world

by minnnieee March 30, 2003

pooh bear it

A situation in which an individual is direly hungry and is currently in possession of a food paste spread that is within a jar. There is a common understanding between the individual and his/her friends that no utensils are nearby to formally consume the ration and everyone is too lazy to go get some. The result is for the individual to use one's own hand to savagely cup the substance in their palm to gather it for consumption; In a way that resembles Winnie the Pooh eating honey from a jar.

Friend 1- I got the Frito's Chili Cheese Dip!!!
Friend 2- Umm, we don't have any chips...
Friend 1- Ahhh screw it. I'm just gonna pooh bear it.

by reaperDROPRIDETODOOM January 17, 2010

Pushing Pooh

Similar to Pushing P but Pushing Pooh means you're a nigga who simply don't care and you wear Ski Mask's

You ain't pushing Pooh if you ain't about that life

by Ppai March 17, 2022

Pooh Shiesty

When your dog takes a pooh inside the house and tries to eat it to hide their shame

Milo took a dump on the rug and just tried to Pooh Shiesty it!

by Ima Kool August 24, 2022

a-pooh-stics

1. The acoustics of a toilet.

2. Really bad acoustics in a concert venue.

Drunken Frat Boy: Dude.. I just took a dump, and it had realllllllllly bad a-pooh-stics

by DingleBerry Fairly Fairy July 7, 2009

Winnie the poohing it

When you are naked other than wearing a shirt

Stop Winnie the poohing it and put some pants on!

by RudestBoy December 8, 2018

Winnie The Pooh

When you have sex wearing only a t-shirt.

I got laid last night, but never took my shirt off. I totally did the Winnie the Pooh.

Haven't been to the gym in a bit, so I Winnie the Pooh'd her.

by Fran the beginner dancer October 19, 2014