Onions

The most rubbish excuse for a ginger being in existence: See idjit, tard

Onions r ghey, what an idjit/tard

by Onions May 3, 2004

onion

a girl who has a nice body but unfortunate face, so you pull up her shirt before sex, leaving her arms above her head with hands sticking out the top. Thus she looks somewhat similar to an onion.

I was drunk, and I ended up brining an onion home.

by waiku2k March 3, 2007

onion

the head(especially as a retainer of sanity)

Your totally out of your onion.

by The Return of Light Joker January 25, 2008

The Onion

An annoying ass web site that posts fake articles.

Yet another "The Onion" article was posted on digg. Some users were tricked into believing the fake published content.

by bluemuffin June 7, 2009

onions

The purest opiate of the ginger colour, not to be confused with blonde or any other normal colour.

onionsbed:// ok people, time to start laughing, i just shit myself :D

by Anon. May 17, 2004

onion

a white ginger, person with clear/blonde hair, light freckles and pale skin

the person looks almost transparent

That dude is a total onion
wow, what a on. <-tilde sound over the N

by Jennnnnnnnnifffaa January 4, 2008

Onion

So totally and completely awesome, that there is no question or denying the fact that whatever has this quality is so cool nothing they do is wrong or in any way un-cool. (Used often when somebody does something stupid, so as to focus on the irony of your stating it.)

Kelly: "omfg, i like so totally just tripped over air right there! hahaha!"
Danielle: "Oh my god, girl, you are so frickin' ONION!"
*both laugh*

by Lilu Chang October 31, 2007