Governor Taft

A Governor Taft is when you sit in an empty bathtub, flip backwards so that your legs are behind your head, hips are lodged to the sides, then your partner turns on the hot water so it hits your taint, and he or she will then cleanse your tafted taint.

It was only a matter of weeks before my new girlfriend was comfortable enough to give me a governor Taft. She wasn't bad for a beginner.

by Drizzy1333 October 23, 2016

E-Governor

a governor who uses electronic messaging frequently which was derived from Governor Jeb Bush’s usage of electronic messaging.

The E-Governor had a meeting with his staff via email.

by Coop Dupe June 12, 2018

Gluten Governor

A person who severely hates anything to do with gluten

Jill is such a gluten governor! She hates anything and everything to do with gluten. Gluten is the worst - Jill

by Male Name February 17, 2023

'ello governor

Say this to someone who talks to a stranger or person they do not know for too long.
(Pronoucnced, 'ello govnor')

Man1 : *Talking to a stranger*
Man1 finishes talking to the stranger

Man2 : "'ello governor, right? Haha"

by Nyan_ June 29, 2017

Governor of South Korea

You know what? You're right. Thought, I may also be the Front Man.

Hym "You know what? You're right Frannie. Becoming the governor of South Korea could be considered a betrayal of my Japanese brothers and sister. Therefore! I will rule from Japan. I'll ship the Korea women to me."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2025

Governors Pardon

In states with mandatory sick leave. Using a half day of sick leave because of a hangover.

"Come on. Have one more with me."
"I can't. I have to work in the morning."
"Dude. You've been there for 3 weeks. Take your governors pardon."

by Kennyburdick September 15, 2016

Governor

A guy that, for some reason, people think is more important than everyone else, kind of like a president.

People put a lot of importance on what a governor says, when he really he's just a guy (or she's just a gal) like everyone else. One that makes mistakes like everyone else.

by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021