Dress the Goose

To thoroughly satisfy someone in bed.

Tiffany, you would be in a better mood if you’d find someone to dress the goose.

I think she’d be in a better mood if someone dressed her goose.

by Nimkin March 6, 2026

To Feather the Goose

When you are bartending and place your own money in the tip jar first, to entice others to tip.

No one is tipping tonight. I guess I’ll have to feather the goose.

by GJ id9 October 4, 2018

Loose in the Goose

When her coochie is very much not tight.

Yo if she got a thigh gap she loose in the goose.
No cap.

by YourAllSus February 10, 2021

gone to the goose

To die, Dying, somethings dead

He's long gone to the goose.
My dog has gone to the goose.

by Yippeeeeeeee March 28, 2024

He's got sauce for the goose and sauce for the gander.

A way to say a man is bisexual.

It comes from "what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander," meaning that the goose and gander despite differences have shared interests. But in this case the shared interest is that of the sauce provider.

Tony: I saw James out last night with Rebecca, but it kind of looked like they were on a date or something. Weird.
Sara: Why weird?
Tony: Isn't James gay? I know he used to date Terrence.
Sara: Oh, no---not gay; he's got sauce for the goose and sauce for the gander. Always been that way.

by bdawgy0 July 7, 2023

The Canadian Goose

When three people sit side by side and someone else stands facing the middle person. The middle person will be jacking off the two side people while giving head to the one standing so it looks like the middle person is flapping his/her wings while moving their neck up and down....the motion a Canadian Goose makes. They may also make a "honking" sound because they are choking on dick.

Susie's throat was sore after performing the Canadian Goose.

by BigBuckDaddy October 19, 2010

the mother goose

To pull off a mother goose you’ll need two people. One on there knees and one standing naked with there sphincter hovering over the first partners open mouth. The person standing inserts a hard boiled egg, with or without the shell depending on your threshold for pain, into there anus completely. The person on there knees spits on the asshole when he/she is ready then the standing partner slowly poops the dirty egg into the lovers mouth.

WILLY-hey how did it go with that girl last night
ME-it went really good, I took her home we got in bed and she asked me to tell her a nursery ryhme. So I gave her the mother goose
WILLY- Oh you mean you told her like an old childrens fairy tale or something?
ME- No I shouved a hard boiled egg up my ass and pooped it on her face

by Tenacial August 28, 2007