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Thanksgiving orphan

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Someone who has nowhere to go on Thanksgiving because they are far away from family and friends. A Thanksgiving orphan is someone who is taken in by friends or another family to share in the Thanksgiving feast.
"When I was in college, my neighbors took me in as a Thanksgiving orphan."
by Jenny Manning December 15, 2008
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Thanksgiving shit

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1. A Ginormous nasty shit taken the day after Thanksgiving
2. A reference to the shit taken after Thanksgiving
1. My Thanksgiving shit was huge this year.
2. Dude i just too a fu#*ing Thanksgiving shit.
by Weesnaw_95 November 13, 2007
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thanksgiving clap back

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Comebacks for when your family is interrogating you during holiday get togethers
Aunt: "Shouldn't you be outside with the kids?"
Me: "Shouldn't you be raising yours?"...THANKSGIVING CLAP BACK

Aunt: "When are you going to get a real job?"
Me: " When are you going to get some real eyebrows?"...THANKSGIVING CLAP BACK
by Welcometotheblavkparade March 4, 2016
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Thanksgiving Beard

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An unintentional beard started over the 4 day Thanksgiving weekend, where you're too lazy to shave it off monday morning. Usually continues until Christmas or New Year's Day.

Also known as a Holiday Beard
Boss: You look like you haven't shaved in days. That's unprofessional.
Employee: Sir, that's my Thanksgiving beard. It's my way of honoring our forefathers.
Boss: Oh, I didn't realize that. Maybe I'll grow one too.
by levarselosmonos November 23, 2009
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Thanksgiving pants

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Pants that are worn in anticipation of eating a huge meal (i.e. Thanksgiving dinner). These pants usually boast an elastic waist, to allow some give for that third helping of sweet potato pie.
The girls and I are going to a buffet for dinner, so I'm wearing my Thanksgiving pants.
by Contessa Vanessa September 16, 2008
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Thanksgiving Fast

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When you don't eat all day in anticipation of your Thanksgiving Feast.
Jenny is on a diet and is participating in her Thanksgiving Fast to prepare for the large amount of calories she will be consuming during her Thanksgiving Feast.
by GoldmanC November 28, 2010
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Thanksgiving Basting

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A nut so heinous it shoots out and covers her like gravy on a turkey on Thanksgiving.
Dude, Tiffany experienced a thanksgiving basting last night. It was wild!
by imaspork003 November 3, 2020
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