A very large state, indeed.
-Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas.
-Home to the #1 and #2 most overweight cities in America, statistically of course. sounds good.
-In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S were sentenced in Texas. Are texas criminals somehow worse than that of all other U.S. states
-Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people.
-Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas.
-The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here.
-This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take a moment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.
-Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas.
-Home to the #1 and #2 most overweight cities in America, statistically of course. sounds good.
-In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S were sentenced in Texas. Are texas criminals somehow worse than that of all other U.S. states
-Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people.
-Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas.
-The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here.
-This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take a moment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.
-Texas truly deserves to be it's own country.
-Wait for the ignorant, poor-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.
-Wait for the ignorant, poor-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.
by anita45 April 16, 2006
by Texas Whiteboy Ranger July 11, 2008
An oversized state with an oversized ego. they have nothing to be proud of whatsoever, yet there is so much texas pride it'll blow your mind. has really shitty weather and drivers. nothing special about the state at all. home to the fattest cities in America and George Bush. Really something to be proud of!
Texan: don't mess with texas man, or ill stick my shitkickers up your ass and make you squeal like a pig!! yeeehaww!!
by california is a real state December 03, 2007
Home of Dr. Pepper
Home of the TI Calculators ( Yes your welcome for having games in school )
Home of Bluebell
Home of NASA Space Center
Home of Audie Murphy, the most decorated Soldier of WWII
Home of Dwight D. Eisenhower
Home of Jessica Simpson :D
and Elizabeth Shannon
and Jennifer Love Hewitt
and Eva Longoria
( hotties )
Chea, it's a good state. We say our state is the best because we love our state, like stated earlier, if you don't support your state, then leave it. You can't say Texas sucks, because it doesn't. It might possibly not be the best, but tied with Cali, but you can't say it sucks.
"Most(not all) of them have at some point worked on a farm, gotten drunk and gone a hunting, dragged black person behind their truck, and skipped work to watch a football game on TV."
Biggest city in Texas is Houston, Houston is a urbanized city, so it's not near any farmland. We have 3 more huge cities in Texas, which are urbanized and far from farmland. Every state has people who get drunk. Ever been hunting? It's pretty fun. Every state has racists, and our state is one of the most diverse states, so must of us are tolerant of other people, and the greater majority of people in Texas are friendly. And trucks are awsome! I really want a Ford F-150. Is bigger not better? Say that when you smash your porsche into an F-150 and you car is a pancake, when the F-150 has a fenderbender. And every state watches football. And look at the Houston Texans... obviously we can't be obsessed with Football or we would be the best. Oh ya sorry, forgot about the Cowboys!
"guy2: didn't some guy burn an american flag on the steps of the capital once?"
Chea, he was a communist. He was Anti-American. With Connecticutt born Bush leading our country and giving Texas a bad name, who wouldn't want to be Anti-America? Just playing, America is great, our leader isn't, there are screwed up people everywhere, and there are people who hate us everywhere, so 1 guy doing 1 thing in our state doesn't make our state suck.
also... its the best looking state geographically.
Only problem with Texas, we are under Oklahoma, and above Mexico, and left of New Orleans. New Mexico is pretty cool though. So we got screwed by geographic location.
Home of the TI Calculators ( Yes your welcome for having games in school )
Home of Bluebell
Home of NASA Space Center
Home of Audie Murphy, the most decorated Soldier of WWII
Home of Dwight D. Eisenhower
Home of Jessica Simpson :D
and Elizabeth Shannon
and Jennifer Love Hewitt
and Eva Longoria
( hotties )
Chea, it's a good state. We say our state is the best because we love our state, like stated earlier, if you don't support your state, then leave it. You can't say Texas sucks, because it doesn't. It might possibly not be the best, but tied with Cali, but you can't say it sucks.
"Most(not all) of them have at some point worked on a farm, gotten drunk and gone a hunting, dragged black person behind their truck, and skipped work to watch a football game on TV."
Biggest city in Texas is Houston, Houston is a urbanized city, so it's not near any farmland. We have 3 more huge cities in Texas, which are urbanized and far from farmland. Every state has people who get drunk. Ever been hunting? It's pretty fun. Every state has racists, and our state is one of the most diverse states, so must of us are tolerant of other people, and the greater majority of people in Texas are friendly. And trucks are awsome! I really want a Ford F-150. Is bigger not better? Say that when you smash your porsche into an F-150 and you car is a pancake, when the F-150 has a fenderbender. And every state watches football. And look at the Houston Texans... obviously we can't be obsessed with Football or we would be the best. Oh ya sorry, forgot about the Cowboys!
"guy2: didn't some guy burn an american flag on the steps of the capital once?"
Chea, he was a communist. He was Anti-American. With Connecticutt born Bush leading our country and giving Texas a bad name, who wouldn't want to be Anti-America? Just playing, America is great, our leader isn't, there are screwed up people everywhere, and there are people who hate us everywhere, so 1 guy doing 1 thing in our state doesn't make our state suck.
also... its the best looking state geographically.
Only problem with Texas, we are under Oklahoma, and above Mexico, and left of New Orleans. New Mexico is pretty cool though. So we got screwed by geographic location.
by GBoi May 30, 2007
The 28th state in the union, that means 666/28=23.7857143, the exact amount of hours in 1 day, (not 24)creepy
Texas is the antithesis to California. Texas is full of hicks who think that being cool is dressing up in cowboy hats and boots just to do non-cowboy activites. See Drugstore cowboy. Its citizens also think it is cool to wear the state colors wherever they go (who really does this). Go there if you only want to time travel, I.E. turn back the clock.
Texas is the antithesis to California. Texas is full of hicks who think that being cool is dressing up in cowboy hats and boots just to do non-cowboy activites. See Drugstore cowboy. Its citizens also think it is cool to wear the state colors wherever they go (who really does this). Go there if you only want to time travel, I.E. turn back the clock.
Fuck Texas and everyone who wants to go there/is from there/and anyone who thinks its cool. Deep in the heart of my ass.
by mistahtom May 16, 2006
The 28th state in the union, that means 666/28=23.7857143, the exact amount of hours in 1 day, (not 24)creepy
Texas is the antithesis to California. Texas is full of hicks who think that being cool is dressing up in cowboy hats and boots just to do non-cowboy activites. See Drugstore cowboy. Its citizens also think it is cool to wear the state colors wherever they go (who really does this). Go there if you only want to time travel, I.E. turn back the clock.
Texas is the antithesis to California. Texas is full of hicks who think that being cool is dressing up in cowboy hats and boots just to do non-cowboy activites. See Drugstore cowboy. Its citizens also think it is cool to wear the state colors wherever they go (who really does this). Go there if you only want to time travel, I.E. turn back the clock.
Fuck Texas and everyone who wants to go there/is from there/and anyone who thinks its cool. Deep in the heart of my ass.
by Mistahtom@aol.com February 15, 2006
A whole lot of nothing.
In some places:
A bunch of blowhard, racist, sexist, homophobic cowboys who love to fuck each other almost as much as they like to fuck their cattle, and sisters. "Brokeback Texas" is more like it.
In other places:
Full of black gangsters who are just angry because mexicans are taking over and kicking the fuck out of them.
Full of lard assed fat animals who would make the phantom of the opera cringe in disgust
In some places:
A bunch of blowhard, racist, sexist, homophobic cowboys who love to fuck each other almost as much as they like to fuck their cattle, and sisters. "Brokeback Texas" is more like it.
In other places:
Full of black gangsters who are just angry because mexicans are taking over and kicking the fuck out of them.
Full of lard assed fat animals who would make the phantom of the opera cringe in disgust
Black Texan: Don't mess with me, i'm from Texas! (Pulls out a knife)
Mexican: Shut up, negrito! (Pulls out an AK-47)
White Texan: Golly gee, billy bob! Can I go out wit yer sister?
Billy bob: Sorry, I got her pregnant, she has to stay indoors.
Mexican: Shut up, negrito! (Pulls out an AK-47)
White Texan: Golly gee, billy bob! Can I go out wit yer sister?
Billy bob: Sorry, I got her pregnant, she has to stay indoors.
by Coolon July 05, 2006