Huggy Teddy Bear Club 

A club for people like alex and garrett where the only requirement to join is that you never get any (even when you make a pact) and are only a "Huggy Teddy Bear" to girls.

Damn, I need to find a way to get out of this Huggy Teddy Bear Club so I might get a girl.

Huggy Teddy Bear Club by Alex Baldwin August 22, 2004

Vermont teddy bear 

A very expensive and clasic stuffed bear company. That thinks that just because their bears have a warranty they can rip you off in price.

A Vermont teddy bear is so over priced they think they can charge 100 bucks for a stuffed piece of faux fur. I'd rather buy uggs.

Vermont teddy bear by Clyde22 September 8, 2006

prickly teddy bear 

Someone who is very defensive and tough on the outside but is emotionally immature. They are becoming a

Guys who are in a group that are friends and say 'hi' to a girl who walks past.
She says, "i already gotta boyfriend' and storms off
'That chick is a prickly teddy bear' says one of them.

prickly teddy bear by Aussie linguiste August 28, 2017

oh teddy bear 

A phrase said by H20 Delirious during a Dead Rising game play with Vanossgaming, and, now is said in any game that he sees a teddy bear in.

Vanoss: Delirious, come over here.
Delirious: Look, a gu- Oh teddy bear!

oh teddy bear by MorkMuzzl September 27, 2017

Magic Teddy Bear 

This is a slang we use for edable weed gummy bears, it something that always cure depression.

"Hey bro, can you hand me a magic teddy bear " says Moby to Moein

Magic Teddy Bear by The cool agincie October 25, 2018

Mayonnaise Teddy Bear 

When you nut on a girls chest and you bear hug covering both you and her

Yo I heard you gave Megan a mayonnaise teddy bear?
Hell yeah dude, it was gross but kinda hot.

Mayonnaise Teddy Bear by BabyWhiteSeal July 29, 2019

choking the teddy bear 

The act of masturbation or handjob, when it involves a big, hairy, thick penis.
Usually, the male involved in this act has never shaved his frontal genital area.

Girl 1: "What did you do with that cute guy in the bedroom?"
Girl 2: "I was choking the teddy bear"
Girl 1: "Gross!"

choking the teddy bear by HentaiNerd69 January 14, 2014