tandroid

A robotic offshoot of humanity that is only concerned with four things: gym, tan, laundry, and "smooshing".
Best exemplified by the characters on the TV show Jersey Shore.

If encountered in the wild, do not startle them, and do NOT accept the offer of a drink.

Yo yo yo! We tandroids be doin' GTL before hittin' the clubs! It's a Joisey thang!

by fernguts April 16, 2011

T and B

1. Short for "tits and boners"

2. An expression of affirmation (i.e. "totally")

3. An expression of anguish or symphathy (i.e. "that sucks")

4. A euphemism for sex

5. Pretty much anything you want depending on how you say it.

T and B.

by kortoober July 6, 2010

tandom bicycle

A popular sex move where an intimate couple is having doggie style sex... The male bear huges the female and springs onto his back while keeping his dick in her vagina... Once on their backs the couple peddles their legs as if riding a bike. Usually used as the final position of the night.

"Im almost about to spurt babe, you wanna move to the tandom bicycle now?"

by Nuchibuchi August 15, 2006

Aryan Tandon

He is a really big loser. People that talk with him want to leave the country. Aryan Tandon is a hideous man and anyone that describes him as "famous" or "cool" is an actual pimp. So, for your safety, do not come in contact with anyone named Aryan Tandon. As they are known for being paedophiles and retarded sewer rats.

fuck you Aryan Tandon. gotem.

by Aryan Tandon has a small dick March 11, 2020

Tandy

Using technology to find easier ways to do things.
Basically a combination of the words Tech and Handy

Monty is a hard to please, but he still thought the new online service was Tandy

by Surfdaddy March 27, 2015

Tandem Bike

An FMF threesome where one woman rides the dick while the other woman rides the man's face.

The threesome fantasy was complete when ladies laid him on his back and rode him like a Tandem Bike.

by Jamalizm August 5, 2010

t and a

tits and ass

Let's join Tae-Bo and get some T and A!

by Luke April 2, 2003