schani

From the Viennese "Schanigarten", the schani is the waiter who drew the short straw and has to run back and forth from the kitchen to the outside beer garden. Typically this is the waiter with the least seniority you can assign the task to, or the youngest waiter. "Schani" or "Schaniarbeit" (Schani work) is therefore the work you don't feel like doing so you assign it to someone else.

Comparable english translations: Bitch work, intern work

"Hey can you run to the photocopier and do this"
"What am I your schani or something"

"I can't be bothered to fill out this excel file"
"Just get the schani to do it"

by ImTooOldForThisShit April 17, 2023

schanice

no u just spelt it wrong. get a life loser

yes schanice

by duolipo April 27, 2023

Schannauer

the best girl in the intire muiltyverse that i love to death

i love Schannauer

by 1213ilikegoodpussyandilikegood June 15, 2023

Schanze

To act like an imbecile. To go against reason and logic. To avoid fact and evidence.

I wouldn’t act like a Schanze.

by doublesnaggle June 25, 2023

Schanze

To act like an imbecile. To go against reason and logic. To avoid fact and evidence.

I wouldn’t act like a Schanze.

by doublesnaggle June 25, 2023

Schanzenfest2025

Its an event on the 9.th of august 2:00 PM were some stupid people called "Haider" (Yes its typed like you have an disability) Will come. 4000 have registerd, in a City of 42 People called " Altschauerberg in 91448 Emskirchen ".
It was made to say goodbye to the "Drachenschanze" (In Englisch Dragonbunker) It was the old House of Youtuber and Streamer " Rainer winkler " a.k.a. " Drachenlord ". The House or Bunker (as they say) isnt even there it was Demolished in 2022, and Rainer doesent Even live there. Lost.

Person 1 : Are You coming to the Schanzenfest2025?
Person 2 : No.
Person 1 : Why?
Person 2 : Because the house isnt even standing, and Rainer isnt there.

by Jonasoo78 March 15, 2025

Sycanut

Definitely something very bad. Coined by the great Gilgamesh

"Imma check urban dictionary for sycanut. It's something bad" -quandale dingle

by The great and mighty quandale May 28, 2025