Skittered

the past tense form of skitter or "to skit." basically, a dumb ass word rednecks made up to describe when you've got to hurry off somewhere fast and unseen. like when you're crouching and sneaking around, but super fast. usually used when talking about bugs or rabbits or small shit like that. a close synonym would be like scurry.

"My dad told me to get my shot gun to scare the tweakers off, but when I opened the door, they all skittered away like cockroaches. fuckin 'a man."

"I lit my cig in the back yard, and taught I taw a putty cat, but the flame make it skit on down the road."

by BeccatheWrecka May 2, 2019

Mrs.Switzer

A 7C science teacher at Andersen Middle school. Laughs like a witch and is really mad all the time.

Mrs.Switzer is crazy!

by bhaddie2222 October 9, 2019

Slizered

To get wasted out of your fucking mind, getting wasted more than the guys from the hangover

Dude i got so slizered last night, i cant remember a fuckin thing

by UrbanDictionaryGuy583 September 18, 2010

Spitzered

The ability to lose your prestigious, high profile, well paying job and the public's confidence, because you paid for sex.

Eliot was Spitzered by Kristen and the FBI.

by mecicon March 11, 2008

Switzersex

Someone who remains neutral in a sexual nature while everyone else takes part in sex... does not have to be an orgy... everyone else can be doing their own thing... with a partner

I'm so unpopular with the opposite sex I am having switzersex

by Tnp12rocks March 28, 2017

Switzerland

"Something you can bank on, just not in wars"

My money is in Switzerland, they will not fight in world war II.
My money is on Switzerland, they will not fight in world war II.

by ankchak October 25, 2018

Switzerland

The best country in the world.

"Where do you wish to live when you get old?"--"Switzerland."

by Qiu Qiu March 8, 2023