swerve

1. (v) to trick; to fool; to send for a loop
2. (n) the act of being tricked

1. The identity thief swerved everyone.
2. That was a funny swerve.

by Marchant July 23, 2004

Swerve

Used to describe the feeling of intoxication and the feelings associated with the aforementioned condition. Usually caused by vodka and monster shots. Accompanied by grandiose delusions that are characterized by fantastical beliefs that one is famous, omnipotent, or otherwise very powerful. Included in these delusions is the belief that you are the hottest chic in the club no matter what. All the guys want you and all the girls are jealous of you.

The more shots that are consumed the stronger the delusions become. The only known cure is chili cheese fries at 3am and a verbal debate with someone over a topic you can't recall the next day.

Yeah, I am walking funny, I got my swerve on.

ooh, I felt that shot, adding to my swerve!

Let me get on the dance floor and show off this swerve.

Ya, these witches are looking at me, they are jealous of my swerve.

by Feelin Da Swerve February 4, 2010

Say Swerve

a word meaning fa'real? or really? it could also be used as word! true! or right tho!

La'Dontae: ohh girl that skirt is cute!

La'Erica: Say Swerve?!

by madd bulletz j-money cutty cut May 4, 2008

swerve

Can be used in place of "groove."
Used most often in a sexual reference.

"Get your swerve on."

by Big Cat Capone January 20, 2005

Honkey Swerve

A vehicular maneuver performed when a car in front of you is going too slow.

The honkey swerve involves pulling up directly behind the slow driver, honking very loudly and then swerving around them while accelerating as fast as possible.

This term is often confused with the "Honk and Swerve", which consists of the same movements.

"Marcus, you told me he was an asshole driver but you DIDN'T tell me he did the Honkey Swerve!"

by Brettus July 2, 2006

swervey

Feeling nice, as far tipsy goes, drunk, twisted, hammered, done off, gone are some more examples. This is my word and Im sticking to it...

After the club I am feeling soooo swervey so someone else is going to have to drive.

by Melsey November 6, 2012

BED SWERVER

an unfaithful sexual partner or spouse.

How dare my wife accuse me of bedswerving? Just because she found women's panties in my suitcase and lipstick imprints embedded on my shaft doesn't mean a thing. Prove it!

by weave September 22, 2003