An invalid carriage, that is a 3 wheel vehicle specially designed for disabled drivers, outlawed now in the UK on safety grounds.
I thought June would be impressed when i pulled up in my spastic chariot, but she just looked at me contemptuously.
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To make oneself operate as simliar to a person with a physical disability, indoubtably by performing some act of stupidity involving a sharp knife and a citrus fruit.
by Mohammed Mountain November 26, 2003
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Get the Swaticuss mug.Someone who consistently gets bored about halfway through a song and submits to the urge to skip to the next one; usually when everyone else in the car is still enjoying the current song.
Jim: "Seriously, stop forwarding to the next song after we hear the chorus!"
Joe: "Sorry, I can't help it. I'm a spastic songster."
Joe: "Sorry, I can't help it. I'm a spastic songster."
by smokingmole April 7, 2010
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"those spastic rejects are destroying my house." shit! they're back, i told you that the spastic rejects are just society's bastards. "good luck finding a bus short enough for those spastic rejects." "spastic rejects!" "i'll coach the retards but i refuse to see or hear that knew brand of handicapped".
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