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cotton swab

brandi cotton swabs amanda all the time.
by the original KKK January 20, 2008
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swabbing the deck

When you are having a threesome and one of the girls (or guys) is cleaning your ears with q-tips really fast. Its orgasmic!
"Last night I was doing this one chick while the other was swabbing the deck."
by Darlaohgeez December 14, 2008
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Cotton Swabbing

Cotton Swabbing/ Cotton Swab is a term used when you take your dick and fuck a cat or other small furry creature.
Also used when you fuck a girl with a hairy pussy.
Yo, did you hear about how John was caught Cotton Swabbing his cat?
by Big Man Yhorm May 11, 2018
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Boob Swab

Taking a large boob dipped in personal lubricant and swabbing it through the womans clit.

Another way of relieving menstruation from occurring.
Jenny: 'It's about that time of the month!'

Ivana Rooster: 'Better start boob swabbin'!!!'
by Igor Jatce November 9, 2009
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swab meat

the contents of the biohazzard container at the doctors office
think about it, swab meat, it's funny if you're a terrorist.
by SwiiThArt June 12, 2011
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Swabbing the poop deck

"Yarr, ye be swabbing the poop deck, or I be sendin' ye to Davy Jones' locker!"
by Murfatron/Phil/Kyle/Paul. June 11, 2006
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Milwaukee Cotton Swab

When a person takes poop in both hands and claps in into both ears of another person
Dave gave me a Milwaukee Cotton Swab last night and now I can’t hear because of all the poop in my ears, it was pretty hot tho
by Kimochi Warui August 24, 2021
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