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Susan's are the most lovely people you'll ever meet. If you marry one, your in for the best time of your life. There funny, interesting, caring,
If Susan were here things would be much different
by TimmyD1234 December 23, 2015
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To be someone's backup if their other, more desirable option falls through/passes out/falls off a balcony/runs out of money.
A: "What are you up to tomozzle?"

M: "I'm going out with the ladies to try and pick up. But I'll call you if nothing comes through"

A: "Negative Dude, I'm nobodys Second Choice Susan, forgit it"
by Andrew McUtchen October 27, 2007
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1: Wow Kate Upton looks so Susan today!
2: I know right? Perfection!

1: Dude Spoon's music is so Susan. The harmonies fit so well together.
2: I wish I was stoned.
by TheBuddha October 23, 2014
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Sleepy Susan

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A lady falls asleep/passes out in a man's general vicinity. He proceeds to manipulate and use her hand to manually stimulate and bring himself to fruition with her hand.
A female passenger passed out in the back seat of a cab the other night, right before she Sleepy Susaned me. She awoke, none the wiser, with sticky fingers.
by Lazy Larry. August 8, 2010
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wet susan

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The act of putting a wet pussy on someone's ear.
Like a wet willy, this is usually performed with the goal of annoying/grossing out the recipient.
I rolled over and fell asleep too fast, so she gave me a wet susan.
by leon von oren January 3, 2011
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Susan

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The most beautiful girl in the world. Her smile will bring joy to you and everyone around you. She will keep your secrets safe and never break your heart. But be sure not to get on her bad side because she will kill you. She also pretends to be a bunny and likes to hops around like a bunny.
John: Hey do you know Susan?
Steven: Yeah she is in my class.
John: Does she ever hop into class?
Steven: Yep, she is known for that!
by laggyissteve January 20, 2013
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Known as a super senior, cranky, jaded, "been-there-done-that" Flight Attendant. She resembles a woman whom has been working for 25+ years. Usually in her 50s-70s. She is keeper of all galleys and a master hoarder of provisions. A woman who sought out a glamorous life of traveling the world as a Stewardess, only to bitch and complain about issues with the job/airline company. A woman who clearly used to enjoy the little things in life but somehow lost the ability to see the purpose of enjoying anything at all so is left to inflict misery and suffering on everything and everyone. Some will go as far a to check every phone to make sure they're on airplane mode. Wears hair clips and scrunchies, crocs, clarks boot shoes, quite possibly endless amounts of makeup (i.e. Blue eye shadow, rosy cheeks, hot pink lips, and probably fillers).
When Susan complains about the free Shuttle and that we arrived too early to the airport. “We should of taken an Uber!!” Thanks Susan.

Susan: "I miss the good ol' days of travel. When people dressed up. Our service was so nice."
Also Susan: *does not give passengers choice of cookie or pretzel* "It's too much work! You have to repeat yourself!"
by SassyStew July 18, 2018
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