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Known as a super senior, cranky, jaded, "been-there-done-that" Flight Attendant. She resembles a woman whom has been working for 25+ years. Usually in her 50s-70s. She is keeper of all galleys and a master hoarder of provisions. A woman who sought out a glamorous life of traveling the world as a Stewardess, only to bitch and complain about issues with the job/airline company. A woman who clearly used to enjoy the little things in life but somehow lost the ability to see the purpose of enjoying anything at all so is left to inflict misery and suffering on everything and everyone. Some will go as far a to check every phone to make sure they're on airplane mode. Wears hair clips and scrunchies, crocs, clarks boot shoes, quite possibly endless amounts of makeup (i.e. Blue eye shadow, rosy cheeks, hot pink lips, and probably fillers).
When Susan complains about the free Shuttle and that we arrived too early to the airport. “We should of taken an Uber!!” Thanks Susan.

Susan: "I miss the good ol' days of travel. When people dressed up. Our service was so nice."
Also Susan: *does not give passengers choice of cookie or pretzel* "It's too much work! You have to repeat yourself!"
by SassyStew July 18, 2018
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