Silky Suprise

When you shit in a girl's mouth and then force her to suck your dick, then after you cum she swallows both

Sandor gave a Silky Suprise to Hoppe

by Dr. Saw June 21, 2006

Daniels Suprise

avoiding confrontation by breaking up with your girlfriend of two years by telling her that you're gay

Jeff gave her a Daniels Suprise that night, then went out and boned some other chick.

by JDANS221 October 17, 2008

strawberry suprise

Whilst in doggy-style a man will spit on the ladies back as if to fake ejaculation, as she turns around he slaps her in the face with the erect penis and causes a bloody nose in a ddition to actual ejaculation. Resulting in a strawberry suprise

Thanks hunny for that strawberry suprise!

by j eldridge August 31, 2005

Mushu Suprise

It is when a woman let's a man cum in her mouth. Then she puff's out her cheeks like a dragon and after mumbling something to get the man's attention, slaps her hands against her cheeks and spits his semen back at him yelling "Suprise!!"

Girl 1: "Guess what I did to my man last night?"

Others: "What?"
Girl 1: "I gave him a mushu Suprise after he forgot my birthday!"

by Mightymushu December 2, 2019

backdoor suprise

to bang someone anally without warning

i was making dinner and jim gave me a backdoor suprise

by jewmongler588 June 14, 2011

Su-suprised

When a suprise is so suprisingly suprising that your own phone is in such shock that it has to make an extra suprise by adding an extra "Su" at the start of suprised making it an extra suprise.

Su-Suprised is such a freak of nature that its only found in long term aniverseries or when the worst team in a football competition happens to win a football match

Shay: My god my relationship with Jacky has lasted so long that my own phone has given me a Su-suprised.

Wise old man: WOW it looks like the phone gods of Sim have given you the tick of approval my son.

by blashada November 27, 2012

Gherkin Suprise

This is act of jerkin your gherkin in the morning, slapping your penis against your partner's face to wake them up, then jizzing in their eyes, ears or mouth.

I gave my girlfriend a gherkin suprise she is now blind and I don't have a girlfriend

by Street kid February 12, 2017