Gabe Saporta

A very flamboyant manwhore. Currently the lead singer of the band Cobra Starship and headlining the Really Really Ridiculously Good Looking Tour. Was in the band Midtown, and is also known for hanging out with the emo girl on the Real World.

He makes a point to meet his fans. Also has a penchant for hoodies.

Did you just see what Gabe Saporta did on stage? Did he seriously just flip off the camera?

by GingerKid12 January 18, 2008

Spord

A fusion of Spoon and Sword

I am the chosen one to bear the legendary spord

by Ieya September 3, 2006

Sporadic

Inconsistent; difficult to predict.

Last year's winter was characterized by sporadic showers followed by long cold spells.

by Diggity Monkeez February 26, 2005

Sporcling

Sporcle a website were there a quizzes to take. Sporcling when you are taking a quiz.

Hey. Whats up?
I can't talk I am busy Sporcling.

by wakspor May 30, 2009

sporadic

To be sporadic: Is to be random to a cooler extent

"I've got itchy scrot"
"That was quite sporadic"

by Dave - Zackson 3 November 4, 2004

Diego Saporta

Gabe Saportalead singer of Cobra Starship father, he is a allergy doctor.

person 1: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GABE SAPORTA? HE IS SOOO HOT
person 2: yahyah but have you seen his dad diego saporta? so much hotter!
diego: ;D ill be your doctor ill be your cure~

by saportapotty July 4, 2008

Sporking

A line by line critical analysis of fanfiction, typically of the Utterly Horrible or occasionally So Bad It's Good variety. Derived from the term "Sporking one's eyes out", implying that the fic is so bad that most people would prefer to attack their own eyes with sporks rather than read it. Also the verb for performing such an analysis.

Bob: What's wrong with Dan? He seems really out of it.
George: He's been Sporking "My Immortal" for the past hour. We're waiting for his brain to recover.

(An example of a Sporking: das-sporkingdotlivejournaldotcom/561dothtml)

by psthebirdbites January 11, 2012